Spicy Cheez-its!

I had these at a friends house recently, and holy crap!

Kick Ass Flank Steak and Chorizo Chili!

Woah….feels like forever since we’ve made a post on here but we’re back! And its starting to get cold again so that means it’s time for one of our favorite winter meals, CHILI!

Summer Salads: KickAss Citrus Chicken and Feta Salad

It’s summer at last! Bring on the cookouts and BBQ’s and beer!

KickAss Baked Apple, Cheddar, Bacon Grilled Cheese!

Guys…..make this for your girlfriend, mom, sister…whoever. I don’t care if she’s on a diet, hates cheese, or is a fan of Shahs on sunset……make this for her!

Orange Chicken!

Here is another chinese recipe that is going to be a staple for my lunchtime rotation.


Jamaican Jerk Chicken/KickAss Grilled Pineapple

So, recently I have been in a grilling mood! Summer time and warm weather almost demand to fire up the grill and crack open a beer! So if you like your food with a little kick, and want to try something new and KickAss! on the grill , then here it is!

Where would it ever be ok to eat this???

I’m guessing this is the kind of tomato sauce that Buddy the Elf uses on his spaghetti!


www.epicmealtime.com   The name speaks for itself! And thats KickAss!!

Easy (but KickAss) Shrimp Marinade

Have you ever been in need of a shrimp marinade that is quick, easy, and above all KickAss? Then you’ve come to the right place! This delectable sauce (like so many great things) was born out of necessity and the uncontrollable urge to never have to walk into a Wal-mart. So feel free to use this marinade for shrimp burgers, kabobs, or generally whenever you want to give your taste buds a happy ending. Enjoy!! Ingredients: 1 pound medium or large shrimp 3-4 cloves of garlic (minced) 1 1/2 -2 Tbsp light olive oil Juice from 1 lemon Pepper to […]

Apple Cider Toddy

Ever wanted an apple cider that was actually good? Well here it is! Adapted from a few different recipes and with a little help from Ole JD, this Apple cider is guaranteed to satisfy! In fact, its the only cider that Chuck Norris, and Jack Burton agree on…….So you know its KickAss! Because Chuck Norris never agrees to anything, he’s just always right! Ingredients :   1 Bottle of a good store bought cider 1/4 a cup Sugar to taste Honey 1/2 a nutmeg nut ( grated ) 2 cinnamon sticks Jack Daniels (optional, but not as KickAss without!) Method […]

Buffalo Style Chicken With Creamy White Sauce

I’ll go ahead and say that Bobby Flay is the Harry Potter of spices. I’ve eaten at his restaurant in Las Vegas and tried many of his recipes, and as someone who likes food with a little kick, Bobby just has that magic touch! And this is one of those recipes. I wanted some buffalo style boneless chicken one night and came across this KickAss recipe! I added my own white sauce to it as well. So sit back and Enjoy! Bobby Flay is about to round house kick your taste buds in the chin! Ingredients:    1 stick unsalted […]

Baked Fontina Cheese Dip

Normally Barefoot Contessa isn’t my female of choice to watch on the food network ( here’s looking at you Giada! ), but I recently came across an episode where she was making this cheese dip.


I always wondered What 10,000 calories would taste like. mmmmmm……..bacon…….

Shrimp and Prosciutto Penne Pasta

I first had this while at the grand floridian cafe at Disney World while unsuccessfully trying to get a claudograph, and have since found the recipe. Its actually really easy to make even for those without very much cooking experience and the end result looks, tastes, and smells like you’re a pro. So that is why it has been decalared KickAss! And as always, feel free to add to, or take away anything. After all, you’re the chef! Enjoy! Ingredients: 1 lb Penne 2 tbsp Olive Oil 1 tbsp Garlic 10 oz Shrimp 1/2 cup Prosciutto, chopped 1/2 cup White […]


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